Deeply embarrassing! In his flop era I fear.

Speaking of flops, Katy Perry sang Roar and then dedicated Firework to the king and queen. Firework mentions the fourth of July! Babe, that's your independence day! Independence from us! Equally flopping was Take That not even getting a full reunion and then bringing on Calum Scott, a guy who's only known for his awful, yet popular, cover of Robyn's iconic Dancing On My Own. Hopefully it's all over now, and we can move on as a country to what's important: Eurovision.

While I'm thinking about Winnie The Pooh (don't ask) here's a funny video-game detail. In Pooh Bear's house in the first Kingdom Hearts game, his mirror is covered up.

This is obviously because mirrors are hard to implement. But he has to have a mirror, it's where he does his stoutness exercises! Everything alright, pal? Why've you covered up your mirror?