Evil Sorcerer: Henchman, come here! I have come up with another brilliant plan to corrupt the Hero to the forces of evil!
Henchman: Yes master, what has your genius come up with today?
ES: The Hero has a weakness for beautiful women, so I've spent all day perfecting a spell that will turn me into a beautiful woman! I can then corrupt him to our side, and we will have no opposition!
HM: Your brilliance knows no bounds, my master
ES: casts spell Yes! Being me a mirror, henchman, I must, ah yes. It worked, I am truly beautiful, I... I... huh.
HM: Is anything wrong, my lord?
ES: I don't... know. I'm feeling a strange sensation that I'm not sure I've ever felt before.
HM: Can you describe it?
ES: It's like a... warmth, down deep inside me. The more I look in the mirror, the more things feel... right.
HM: I believe you're describing happiness.
ES: ....Hmmm.
TWO WEEKS LATER
Legendary Hero: Yeah I don't know what happened, but the Evil Sorcerer just kinda disappeared, called it quits. Left a note saying they were gone for good, I didn't even have to do anything. Anyways, I gotta go, this cute girl moved into town the other day, and she and her butler asked me to give them a tour of the town. She says she's thinking of opening a business!
