confusedcharlot
@confusedcharlot

as guests pour into the shelter to avoid the downpour, i pull out my guitar, which is no longer in tune because of the humidity, and sing...

IT'S LIKE RAI-AI-AIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
IT''S THE RAI-AI-AIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
IT'S RAI-AI-AIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY
WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT--

i am taken out by a sniper.

(with apologies to amydentata, and alanis morrissette i suppose)


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