I'm at work and my coworker asked to borrow my printer and I said "sure but you're gonna have to turn it on first".
So she picked it up and whispered sensually to it while powering it on "you're such a sexy little computer do you like it when I push your buttons?"
I immediately did my best desu whine and said "ohh mark me down daddy". And she cracked up.
Anyway I think the team lead is going to have an aneurysm because of us.
