Is that if you fuck up our equipment or don't return it, we will ruin your credit and ban you from the entire nationwide network.
So when we put your ID into the system it immediately alerts us to send you out empty handed.
However you cannot pay your bill at every store in the network. You see, you have to go back to that store and return the stuff and pay your bill there. I can't fix that from here, but I can see your crimes.
Good luck!
I have had to explain this to three people today. And furthermore explain to the people with them that no in fact I cannot let you rent it on your deadbeat friend's behalf either.
People are amazing.