i know a lot about coffee and i absolutely love coffee and ive got a bunch of different ways to make it right in my kitchen but if you're gonna be a snob about coffee to my friends you're gonna get bit and not in a fun way
I drink terrible cheap coffee and I don't give a fuck. Come at me in the notes I ain't scared. I'll fight you.
When it's 0430 in the morning a stainless mug full of cheap Breakfast Blend k-cup coffee with store brand sugar and cream gets the fuckin job done.
And I will go to Starbucks if I have the change, I'm a basic bitch for a tall double mocha frap. Miss me with their weak ass twelve dollar sandwiches though.
