It seems today,
that all you see,
is isekai in manga,
and mechs on teevee.
But where is that good old-fashioned yaoi,
on which we used to rely?
Lucky there's a Fudanshi Guy!
Lucky there's a man who
positively can do
all the things that make those
ukes cry
it's! Fu! dan! shi!
Guuuuuyyyyyyyy!
PETER: holy crap, Lois, this reminds me of that time I did that Inuyasha cosplay photoshoot
[flashback to PETER dressed as INUYASHA, kissing a nameless man dressed as SESSHOMARU. a camera flashes periodically]
LOIS: [fanning self] I still look at those photos sometimes