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process control technician at the dick sucking factory


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I am not in these places

posts from @coolranchzaku tagged #very happy with this one actually so I'm indulging myself just a day later

also:

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LIGHT (thinking): god it's hot out. I'm soaked in sweat. this is so uncomfortable. I need to reach into my shorts and adjust my-
L (out loud): you know, Light, the profile I've built suggests that Kira might be a person who can't stand the feeling of his balls being stuck to his leg
LIGHT (thinking): so he suspects...! but maybe.... hahahaha, yes, that's it! if I just take a really big step... and L won't suspect a single thing!!!
L (thinking): in this situation... he'll have no choice but to take a long step. I made up that thing about kira and the balls just now though,