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The Most Unwanted Song would definitely have a love honk section in this parallel earth

my sides are fucking hurting omg

Memphis-Kansas? It's Feb. Your cousin, Feb! Feb Breeze!? You know that new sound you were looking for

this made me need my inhaler

haha holy shit, that caught me off guard

this is fucking amazing hahaha

GOD THIS IS SO FUNNY

I can't really call this a "jump scare," since you told us exactly what would happen, and yet

that hit me like a truck

Exquisite! Exactly what it says on the tin, and yet still unexpected.

I am trying very hard not to make a scene because I cannot breathe from laughing too hard

i whipped my neck back from laughing so hard that im pretty sure i pulled something

If Pixar put this songs in a new Cars movie I would go see it.

In the almost a year and a half we've been together, there are three times I have ever seen my partner cry.
Once was before they left for a week for a conference in another continent and were extremely stressed.
Once was after an extremely silly moment where we were both losing it laughing because they had just proven that Jambert was an actual name that was used by people so was a legitimate suggestion for the name of a hypothetical Victorian child.
The third was just now, after listening to this.
They have hit play again and cannot stop laughing or crying.

holy shit

🚗

I showed this to my friend and he proceeded to send me a gif of a dog punching a guy in the face, so good work. Keep it up.

reminds me of https://www.tiktok.com/@atomic_stingray/video/7062629719493201199

I'm glad Cohost doesn't save a by-user play count for audio so I don't have to face how many times I've looped this since I first saw the post

Even reading the description first I just wasn't ready, 10/10 comedy master class

I'm DYING 🤣

that was QUITE SOMETHING

absolutely fucking incredible

Phenomenal. Good god lmao

I'm in absolute tears oh my lord

God the ANTICIPATION of it all makes it hit so hard. An instant classic.

Extremely my jam but could not be listened to in the car.

this rocks so incredibly hard

Well, I now know what my DAW is going to be doing this next week

this is the funniest thing that has ever been posted on this website

i was all cozy and almost ready to sleep and now i'm hiccupping because i laughed so hard

I grew up near Abbey Road Studios. And yes, it still has that famous zebra crossing. And it's quite a busy road. And yes, people do HURL themselves across it for a photo-op. Which causes much screeching of brakes and honking from the traffic. So honestly this is just the authentic sound of recording your track at Abbey Road.

Yo I think you're on to something

screams back in Distressed Fox aaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! XD

I love to be both ready and not ready for when it kicks in

Omfg, I knew it was coming and that made it 20x better. I’m laugh-crying right now.

This made me bust up laughing, well done

Shades of the Animal Crossing (GC) 3PM music https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMFHHTFEMPQ

i want to congratulate you on creating what is maybe the funniest post on the website

I think a car alarm went off while you were sleeping

Fucking hilarious, lmao

Few years back there was a funk band that incorporated a car alarm into one of their songs and then challenged other bands to do the same. This is not the first one, but I think it was the best result: https://youtu.be/w2XK6cc82CU

what's the original song omggg

I had to listen to it again just to confirm--yes, still hysterical the second time

i cannot believe how funny this was even knowing the joke ahead of time holy shit

An absolute classics of post

Post of the year.

logged in just to tell you that this is incredible

One more time

Before we go, I just wanted to let you know that I still laugh out loud every time the horn kicks in.