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woob
@woob

The mental image of a midcentury Leave It To Beaver ass household full of little brushed-blond kids sticking the muzzle of a technicolor 1911 into their mouths while they pump at the trigger for candy-chalk bullets is the kind of darkly satirical hilarity that could only be matched by a Verhoeven film.


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Kinda wanna dose PEZ with some sorta psychedelic and use this as the dispenser though. Have everyone wanting to trip at a party kneel execution style with their mouths open while I go down the line "shooting" them one-by-one.