fredy

@cosmoline

hi

they/them
bucketcreature.neocities.org/

24yo bus gay, vehicle ponderer

fredy @cosmoline3/30/2024, 6:09 AM

gravis again @cathoderaydude

gravis again @cathoderaydude3/30/2024, 5:36 AM

spending two hours photoshopping a mcdonalds menu to look like some fucking "thirteen dollar fries" brewpub. verbs as section headings, burgers labeled "chew," drinks labeled "guzzle." chicken nuggets are two bucks each. absinthe mcflurry

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sirocyl @sirocyl3/30/2024, 5:43 AM

"The Grimace": one quarter pound bun with two golden-brown hamberg patties, sauce of sauce and NOINO ON. $34

gravis again @cathoderaydude3/30/2024, 5:44 AM

A CHEESE $ 1 5

sirocyl @sirocyl3/30/2024, 5:46 AM

achewood-ass menu keeps coming up. achewood-ass menu keeps making waves. achewood-ass menu is shmoovin'.

@CosetteTape3/30/2024, 7:15 AM

I can feel the ~2014 Portland vibes flowing into me

@vonrosceau3/30/2024, 10:36 AM

mcdonalds is molecular gastronomy and nobody wants to admit it

Annie D @ann-arcana3/30/2024, 12:19 PM

this is just the normal prices with Grubhub mark-up over here

Jo Tull @JoNoEe3/30/2024, 3:39 PM

Ok but an absinthe mcflurry would slap tho.