The disappointed moisture farmer's wife was the wife of a Human farmer on Tatooine. Along with the rest of the family, she was disappointed to learn that her husband had not been able to purchase any droids from a clan of Jawas.
have to find a way to use "disappointed moisture farmer's wife" in casual conversation. maybe like... someone will ask me if i'm thirsty and i'll be like "let's just say i feel like a disappointed moisture farmer's wife"
wait hang on i'll come up with a better one. uhhhhhhhhhh
Consider: as an answer to questions in the general form of "How's your love life going?"
