me: opens my zoloft
the cat: OH! a treat? a treat for me? a treat for me the specialest boy in the world? it's special boy treat time? OH HALLELUJAH SPECIALEST BOY TREAT TIME TREAT TREAT TREAT WOOOOOOO

me: opens my zoloft
the cat: OH! a treat? a treat for me? a treat for me the specialest boy in the world? it's special boy treat time? OH HALLELUJAH SPECIALEST BOY TREAT TIME TREAT TREAT TREAT WOOOOOOO