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BREAKING: Local Mice Subjected To Cruel Ritual Known As "Cage Cleaning"
"My poop... my precious poop... they took it all away"

"This is the worst thing to happen to me since the exact same thing happened two weeks ago, and also two weeks before that," related a shaken witness who asked to be referred to by a series of ultrasonic squeaks and genital odors.

"They put me in a box," another affected mouse reported. "I mean, I live in a box. But they put me in a different box. It lasted almost ten minutes. I am not okay."