--mythical creature (person) that lurks (lives) deep within the haunted caverns (my house) operating a mystical machine of untold power (my computer)

<3 @kokoscript

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mastodon: yiff.life/@cosmopawt
bluesky: cosmopawt.bsky.social (tho i kinda fucken hate it. dont expect all the bangers to be posted there)
tumblr: can you guess my tumblr username. also i kinda hate it there. ill probably only use it for gamedev stuff. maybe.


This will be movies in 2025:

  1. Kevin Hart Cam: Kevin Hart will appear in the corner of the screen, screaming, during scary or exciting moments, letting the audience know that a moment is scary or exciting
  2. Main Character Vision: Main Character Vision will enable movies to immerse their audiences like never before. Main Character Vision will show the audience what the main character sees, typically during intense action scenes where the Main Character is swinging a gun, or shooting a sword.
  3. Female Secondary Character "Bitch" Tomato Hour. The Female Secondary Character "Bitch" Tomato Hour will last approximately four minutes during climactic scenes in the movie where the audience can jeer and throw tomatoes at the "Bitchy" Female Secondary Character who often berates our traveling heroes for their reckless actions.
  4. Popcorn Rocket. Popcorn Rocket will allow moviegoers to feel immersed like never before. No longer does a moviegoer must take their or her hand off of the soda and onto the popcorn bucket, distracting the moviegoer from pivotal moments during the movie. Now, Popcorn Rocket can eliminate any need for hands at a movie theater at all! Popcorn Rocket will explode popcorn into the mouths of moviegoers when Popcorn Rocket Hub detects a moviegoer may be hungry.