I think if you fell for a tumblr pornbot, you probably had that one coming because really now:
A 22 year old frenchwoman
Suddenly makes an account and wants to have fuck with you
Located entirely in North Dakota
Totally legit

I think if you fell for a tumblr pornbot, you probably had that one coming because really now:
A 22 year old frenchwoman
Suddenly makes an account and wants to have fuck with you
Located entirely in North Dakota
Totally legit
Now, while I agree with you, I think it's fun to imagine a world in which The French hate North Dakota specifically.
French, tired and sick of North Dakota's shit