Resume?! Nah! You don't need one of those here!! Just hold this egg!
I think you'll come to love working here. Soon you're going to fit right in~
18+ after-dark account of a certain ex-human. This should go without saying but minors DO NOT INTERACT!!
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Please please please turn me into a critter irreversibly and walk me around on a leash please?
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❤️ @BunNightStand ❤️ @yuria-ad ❤️ @space-noodle ❤️
Resume?! Nah! You don't need one of those here!! Just hold this egg!
I think you'll come to love working here. Soon you're going to fit right in~
you mean i dont have to write a cover letter or a resume or fail to answer nonsense questions or sit and wait for a callback AND i get to be a kobold?? hell yeah
HELL yeah!!! And don't forget the all-expenses paid permanent accommodation and tight family culture!