Elder god worshiped by a seclusive cult, but turns out it's just because the god has a good inclusivity policy and socialized healthcare.
Folks investigating the cult start going missing, but only because they uncovered the truth and actually quite fancy it themselves.
Every so often I'll just start daydreaming different variations of "but what if the otherworldly horror just wanted to adopt me as a pet 🥰"
I'd emptyquote this tagged with "Human Domestication Guide" but I think that you might actually be talking about HDG rather than it being some unrelated thing I interpret as HDG for giggles?
Rufia, are you talking about going floret mode? Do you want an alien plampt lady to pick you up?