cecelia

@cthomlan

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i claim i want to make things and then i dont make things.

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cecelia @cthomlan10/15/2023, 9:34 PM

Gwen @Gwen

gravis again @cathoderaydude7/1/2023, 6:16 AM

experience of playing any AAA game for the first time three years after it came out

New Game

click

Bing!
A new item has been added to your inventory: Level 80 Armor

Bing!
A new item has been added to your inventory: Gun With 19 Barrels

Bing!
A new item has been added to your inventory: Pink Dildo, Haha (This Was A Social Media Joke We Did Four Months After The Game Came Out. It Does Like 900 Damage)

Bing!
A new item has been added to your inventory: Platinum Horse

Bing!
A new item has been added to your inventory: Button That Wins The Game

Bing!
DLC activated: Sins of the Lost Fathers. Visit The Island to start the DLC campaign.

Bing!
DLC activated: Avenge Your Wife (Who Was Killed In Act 3 Of The Original Game)

Bing!
DLC activated: Please Come Back, We Need A Longer Tail On This One Or EA Will Can Us Before We Can Finish The Sequel

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Plum @plumpan7/1/2023, 6:28 AM

Bing! Post update patch is here!

Nire Bryce @NireBryce10/15/2023, 8:11 PM

far cry 2 gave you an incendiary AK and a suppressed shotgun in a game all about the difficult but powerful fire propagation and an open world game where the sound of gunfire drew in enemies from two camps away

Weasel Hills Golf & C.C. (hole 19)@wildweasel10/16/2023, 1:46 AM

Hyrule Warriors on Wii U was fun that way because of all of the extra items they added in patches. The kicker being that, for every single individual item, it'd play the item fanfare. Every. Single. One.