rich homie quan
and poor homie john
both went to bed with their clothes still on
when they awoke
oh! what a joke
each was dressed in the other man's cloak
rich john now wore a shirt made of silk
poor quan's shirt smelled like tar and old milk
rich johns pants were made of fine leather
poor quan's pants were as thin as a feather
they were so shocked! what could they do?
rich man and poor man both shouted for their crew
the rich man's crew only cared about his money
the poor man's crew were both loyal and funny
each man fainted with a shout and a scream
and when they awoke it had all been a dream
ponder my tale, and tell me if you can
be he rich or he poor, who was the better man?