RIP "Statue Boy" Keskalulzest, duke of Mightymountains. He seems to have fallen into a murky pool and drowned whilst fighting an agitated barn owl. Guess I won't have to keep making copper picks for him anymore. Zutthan Mirrorbanners has replaced him, I guess, except he's only a baron. Meanwhile, a different guy calling himself the duke of Mightymountains is visiting. I don't really know understand how this works.
Sibrek Bomreknelas, a peasant, was killed by giant chipmunks, but avenged by our broker, Rovod Ducimnitig. I've given Rovod the nickname "Munkslayer" in recognition of his bravery.
Likot "Whiner" Athamzas, a dwarf who had been complaining for years, has finally lost it and is running around babbling. That's a shame.
I think this fortress might be past its prime. I'm still working on trying to build accommodations that will satisfy the king, but so far none of them are good enough, no matter how many statues I cram in there.