What if I just pivoted to showing you all the messed up intros of old games? Here's one from the creators of the latest Crash Bandicoot game.
The Unholy War
Hey you! As a thanks for being someone who actually clicks these, you get the extra tidbit that this game not only shipped with a demo for Soul Reaver on the disk, but the button for the demo got a bigger screen share than that of the game itself!

