Puke ☑️

I reluctantly admire Jurassic World's commitment to leaning into the dumbest sci-fi possible at every turn. They have the poor Detective Pikachu kid playing a Professor Frink-level stereotype. Despite the same scenario happening every movie, no one ever learns a single lesson.

In this film, there's a dinosaur that knows the ramifications of smelling gas. Another one understands the concept of tranquilizers enough to feign being unconscious. The list goes on and nothing makes any sense! The writing is such a colossal blunder that much of its comedy is unintentional. That's still comedy, I guess? The Room with a $400 million budget; fucking wiiiiild.