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In news of Chris Avellone silencing beating sexual harassment allegations, let's take a look at how the man also has one of the worst Dungeons & Dragons games on his name.

Descent to Undermountain is, as the title implies, a total conversion from the hit 6DOF game, Descent. It touts itself as the first fully 3D D&D game. It is most known for having all its walls being a probable illusion, until you test them; as well as being legendarily buggy, as a result of the conversion being very troublesome.

The game didn't clear the 50 mark on Metacritic, to the point that an 8-ball in Fallout 2 acknowledges: "Yes, we know Descent to Undermountain was crap."

BONUS 👇

Electronic Arts used to be a big PC presence, before their sports turn. They used to produce a lot of..volume. Bloodwings: Pumpkinhead's Revenge is one half full motion video, one half first-person shooter.

The DOS exclusive is based off some low rent, direct-to-video horror film. You can find clips from the movie throughout its mazes. Every enemy spawns a cyclone that throws you into some visual garbage world.

It's quite something. I wonder why EA never brought it back. Must be a pretty expensive license.

Imagine owning this box, holy macaroni...

This is a real game from 1996. Here's the opening cutscene. I don't think you are prepared: