madeline: … and when i looked in the mirror i saw my bad side and …
badeline: wait, who are you calling your bad side?
madeline: ??? why, you, of course
badeline: why do you keep calling me that?
madeline: your name is "bad"eline
badeline: uh, that wasn't my idea; y'all picked that name for me
madeline: you have red eyes, dress in black, and you have a spooky vibe
badeline: so??? being goth doesn't make me a bad person
madeline: 😒 you literally tried to kill me
badeline: are we going to keep relitigating that?