the portion of my life i spent accessing the internet exclusively through the nintendo wii internet channel? well, let's just say it turned me into a real FREAK!

Okay but when I went to college I needed a PC for programming homework and couldn't afford a new one or a laptop so I took the one I had at home which was the only one we had at the time

And my mom needed to pay bills online sometimes and she loved Wii bowling so I taught her how to use the Internet channel and she used it for all her browsing for about half a year until I saved up to buy them a PC

And one day we were chatting on the phone and she happened to be using it at the time and grumbled about how difficult it was to type with the Wiimote and I asked her "Mum, have you tried holding the Wiimote with both hands when you type?"

And she was silent for 5 seconds and then yelled "GODDAMMIT" and got mad at me for laughing uncontrollably

If you're really truly fucked up you can just buy a $10 Logitech Classic Keyboard 200 and plug it in to the back