decided to take a look through the archives of my twitter account and pull out what i believed to be bangers.
- diddy kong is a monkey
- fuck unions. fuck political parties. fuck that. we build dual power with polycules.
- excessive hot sauce use is a coping mechanism for white people with good taste in food
- white women found out that italians were oppressed in 1920s USA and they aint shut the fuck up about it since.
- fool me once, i will cry
- she/pup gfs are gonna be in vogue next year i'm sure of it
- therian pro tip: wear socks on ur hands and curl ur fingers in to make them look n feel more like paws :3 (this one is really fun. thoroughly recommend to all puppies kitties etc)
- covers myself in gasoline cutely oh noo i weawwy hope someone doesnt come awound wif a wightew!!!!
- cringe: i am mentally disabled and need to live with someone else to function properly based: im a widdle doggy that can't do human things on pups own and i need a master to take care of me
- you're in her dms im in a vc with her telling her to roll over
- fat polyam girl call that a party size
- my horny ass could never go to a PTA meeting
- the bigger the cringe, the bigger the based. this is why furries with typing quirks, mental illnesses, and neopronouns all have the best opinions