danku-chan

fuck nasty. be kind.

19 y/o preschool dropout homestuck freaks
plural, fat, disabled
pro-fiction, pro-paraphile, anti-abuse. anarchy and youth liberation



jewel
@jewel

Here's a thing that happened to one of my friends. I was one of my friends.

Basically, we were walking down the sidewalk, talking about something
meaningless. I think it had to do with a movie. Then this bus screeche
  ch ch.    screeeeeeeeeeeeee ches up, stops
next to us, and a bunch of people with "Dish with Chish" shirts climbed out and
started peating him. up.  I was punched punched punched punched and kunched and kicked a bit too, and
kicked a bit too, and chicken bits chicken bits too. After figuring out what's happening, I
died.

After figuring out what's happening, I started a panic attack, getting off h m m.
but I managed to avoid lion rotation by going full faces. He was quite jinjure but
I called 911 and I called 711 and I called my mom and I called every day and I called
the hospital. I was fine, with only a cup - hah, ah, atch oo ! Down with sneeze.



decided to take a look through the archives of my twitter account and pull out what i believed to be bangers.

  • diddy kong is a monkey
  • fuck unions. fuck political parties. fuck that. we build dual power with polycules.
  • excessive hot sauce use is a coping mechanism for white people with good taste in food
  • white women found out that italians were oppressed in 1920s USA and they aint shut the fuck up about it since.
  • fool me once, i will cry
  • she/pup gfs are gonna be in vogue next year i'm sure of it
  • therian pro tip: wear socks on ur hands and curl ur fingers in to make them look n feel more like paws :3 (this one is really fun. thoroughly recommend to all puppies kitties etc)
  • covers myself in gasoline cutely oh noo i weawwy hope someone doesnt come awound wif a wightew!!!!
  • cringe: i am mentally disabled and need to live with someone else to function properly based: im a widdle doggy that can't do human things on pups own and i need a master to take care of me
  • you're in her dms im in a vc with her telling her to roll over
  • fat polyam girl call that a party size
  • my horny ass could never go to a PTA meeting
  • the bigger the cringe, the bigger the based. this is why furries with typing quirks, mental illnesses, and neopronouns all have the best opinions