the thing about hang gliding is that it's a thing that charming androgynous art thieves do. there is literally no cooler getaway than to leap off a cliff and soar over the city you just hosed. it's the only sort of victory where you get to listen to moby while you win. whenever art gets stolen in europe every cop worth their salt points their gun straight up in the air and fans it till someone or something falls from the sky. ladies, gentlemen, those of you who know better, i've brought you here for one reason: thanks to the work of notorious art thief Shen De Luca, the cops have gone and shot down every bird in europe and when he completes his greatest caper yet and makes off with the birth of venus, the cops are gonna try and shoot down every plane they see for the rest of their lives. you are all going to have to get out there and shoot notorious art thief Shen De Luca and show them how its done. if there are no planes to leave europe then we all have to live in europe. speaking honestly fuck that