AND THE MEDIA ALWAYS MAKES A HUGE DEAL ABOUT IT "LOOK AT THE GUY WITH 6,000 NEPHEWS" AND ALL THAT BUT WHAT NOBODY KNOWS IS THAT THIS IS NOT VERY DIFFICULT TO DO AS MY NEPHEWS ARE MERELY APPENDAGES OF A KIND OF "UR-NEPHEW" WHO RESIDES AT THE CENTER OF THE EARTH AND TEXTS ME FREQUENTLY
okay but actually tho how expensive does the cost of renting the water park have to be and how many nephews do you have to have for it to become cheaper to rent it than to buy them all their own tickets. surely there's a way to make this actually viable, right? maybe it won't work with nephews but surely if you go up your family tree enough you can find enough distant cousins who'd wanna chip in for this to be worthwhile