Hey, it's Zen again-
Just popping in here to say I'm exempt from swooping season, I'm best friends with all the Australian birds and we talk about you behind your back all the time, if you ever feel like you're being targeted by birds this season it's not paranoia, you are, I told them all about you and they don't want you near their house.
Unless you're being attacked by cockatoos we don't know what's up with them either.
Oh and don't try to use me as a shield, I might be invincible but I'll help them attack you if I'm able.
Get fucked, I'm swooping now
signed
Zenuel
Two here,
Cosigning this. I mean, I don't make the orders, I'm not even often one for swooping myself, but we're all friends and sometimes the swooping just has to get done. You probably did something to upset us if you get targeted a lot. However, I'd be willing to make amends. Be kind to birds and, if you own land, do your best to make your local environment a bird-friendly habitat (a bird bath is always appreciated) and I might be able to call the others off. Maybe.
