my dad: "do you even know what's in those pills? did you do any research on them? they can give you cancer?"
me, in my head: "you once told me you spent three months in amsterdam in the 70s eating nothing but lsd, pussy, and hagelslag"
me, also in my head: "stop embellishing the story, you didn't know what hagelslag was until you met that dutch guy in college"
me, not in my head, but as i'm typing out the chost trying to be as funny as possible because i shitpost as a form of stress relief: "yeah but hagelslag is a silly-looking word to english speakers, plus it makes that second line follow the rule of threes"
me, suddenly realizing this is a longer-form shitchost and i kinda want to continue the bit: "i'm gonna call bullshit on that because just saying all he ate was lsd and pussy would be fine as is. i get where you're coming from but those two things are funny enough to stand on their own without using hagelslag as a crutch"
me, starting getting tired of my own bit: "fine, fine, whatever, it was just lsd and pussy. honestly i don't even know if they had hagelslag in the 70s"
me, to my dad: "yeah i did some research"
