Are you new to Philly? You should know about hoagies. You can make them from different ingredients like bread, lettuce, mayonnaise, bugs, monster tails, and scarabs. Different ingredients have different effects, like making you feel bloated or tired. I can't believe you've gotten this far in Philly without knowing about hoagies! Here, take this...
Sam, this is Buttered Rollman. I see you've equipped your [Cargo Pants], good. Those will serve you well on the cold streets of Toronto. The pockets can be used to store larger objects than regular pants, and their location on the thigh means your items won't be damaged while doing things such as walking back to school before lunch ends, or walking to the nearest 7-11 when lunch starts. On a cold day you can put a [Jamaican Beef Patty] inside each pocket to keep your legs warm, I've marked the nearest Patty King vendor on the map.
It is recommended that you set aside sufficient time to drive through this traffic in its entirety.