1. Charles Martinet
Pros:
- Has voiced the character for 32 years
- Highly experienced voice actor, used to doing this
- Beloved by fans, easy PR win
Cons:
- Low sex appeal
- No Hollywood pizzazz
- Old (could die during filming? Investigate further)
2. Chris Pratt
Pros:
- Funny, charming, experienced in acting (which is like voice acting but your face and body and ass are acting too)
- Direct quote from Shigeru Miyamoto: "I want to have his children"
- HOT
Cons:
- Not actually a voice actor (unclear why people care about this)
- Powerful, mature actor voice has potential to damage pathetic, sensitive voice actor recording equipment
- Might be too hot? Could be distracting to audiences
Thanks to this list, the choice is obvious.