Why is it that green. Why is it under the mountaindew.com/world/ domain. Why does it make 4 sandwiches. It can't be that green, right? The dye cannot hold up that strongly against everything that happens to it, surely. Why do they exclusively refer to mountain dew like it's a project codename in a late 90s spy thriller? Wait there's 6 drops of "neon green food coloring", please, no, why? Does it just turn beige and nasty without it? Why does this take 20 minutes to make? Why do they list ½ stick butter twice in a row? Does reduced mountain dew just taste like flat Sunkist? I hate this. Apologize