Enamored by the empty Jones Green Apple bottle. Did it originally come full? If so, why bother emptying it? Did they drink it in 2002 and then wash the bottle and return it to its packaging? Did they let it fester for 2 decades before cleaning out the bottle for resale? Or did the bottle come empty? If so, why? Did they want you to buy Jones Green Apple soda and transfer it to the funny Starfox Adventures bottle for the Ultimate Gamer Look™? Did some Jones exec wheel and deal Circuit City management into thinking this was a conscionable idea, let alone a good one? Who gives a target demo of middle-school-years-old a glass bottle, even in 2002? I cannot pretend to begin to understand the Nintendo/Jones Soda crossover beyond Jones Soda being so thoroughly oversweetened as to stimulate the ashen fields and salted earth known as an American 12-year-old's taste buds. But everything else in the kit is clearly for a bathroom! Why is there an exceptionally conspicuous glass bottle of green apple soda (or, even more conspicuously, an empty glass bottle intended to contain green apple soda) next to a door hanger, air freshener, and roll of toilet paper that is so thin, it's literally translucent? This thing leaves me beyond words.
