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giving this whole "writing" thing another go
a sucker for elf ears, necromancers, and easily-flustered snobby bitches
You are doing the hard work of rendering sex into it's constituent parts so that we can enjoy the results (highly evocative smut)
oh hell yes, there's a reason I don't write anything more explicit than I do
"ah yes, let me describe this extended bout of repetitive motion in an engaging manner" sentences thought up by absolute fools