demon's teapot?

i wasn't here for very long and i didnt post or talk much, but this was a pretty great site. i'll miss it.

hold on. let me drop everything else i drew since i last posted here, just for funsies. that omori one never got posted anywhere else

anyway, last post. find me on tumblr or (probably not) on bluesky if you want. or don't. i don't really mind. is anyone even going to read this?

love,

demon

I've had a collection of CSS crime post links salvaged from my likes and perhaps you might like these too! There are a hundred or so links here.

Notes:

1. This list does not contain every CSS crime post, though I'm trying my best to have one from each trend.
2. For privacy, this list generally does not include posts that are not visible when logged out.
3. Evidently I don't have very long to write per-post notes or add any missing ones, so I'll have that available as a blog post later.
   (check on there if you're viewing this after October 1)

CSS crimes (gold tier)

Some of these are complete games!

1. First byte timeout
2. Hexagon puzzle
3. Wheel of fortune
4. Rock paper scissors
5. Warioware
6. CSS puzzle box
7. Minesweeper
8. Pitiful worm quiz
9. Farewell from @blackle
10. Reminiscing
11. test your memory
12. sokoban
    
    (warning: generally considered not solvable)
13. Blackjack
14. Chosu! (cohost Osu!)
15. Coquest!
16. Typeshift
17. Another journey begins

CSS crimes

1. Skybox satellite
   Animated skybox cubes!
2. Disco Elysium
3. Help Eggbug!!
   
   (Eggbug is flattened, and there is a bike pump)
4. Half-life
   
   (in VR chat, with ponies)
5. What's in the trashcan?
   
   (two possums!)
6. Active desktop recovery
7. Fake content warnings
8. Flip card
9. Planet of the bass
10. Speech bubbles
11. We're just normal men
12. Magic circle
13. Cohost 22, the hit new operating system
14. Find Eggbug
15. Roll the die
16. cohost: new horizons
    (Animal crossing-style dialog)
17. Character creator
18. Metaballs in CSS
19. Clickable tooltip
20. Lighting effects by torcado
21. Click on green squares to reveal a surprise!
22. Color hue slider!
23. Pixel-art intro post
24. Where's my cat?
25. Big cohost popupbook!
26. Pixel editor
27. shorter games with worse graphics
28. Lupin III
29. Gizmo
30. Dress up
31. Find my keys
32. Eggbug Adventure
    
    (all egg bug dog and soda)
33. Click below to turn off your cohost
34. Upon activating your Cohost account, several cutscenes will play in sequence.
35. As Cohost reaches its final days, several cutscenes will play in sequence.
36. Spoiler reveal
37. Farewell from @Matytoonist
38. Tomorrow is halloween
39. gaslight / gatekeep / girlboss
40. SPAs: Are they the right choice for your new website?
41. Woah there, not so fast!
42. Oh hell yeah! my box of eggbugs has arrived
43. Eggbug Kirby
44. Comet
45. Pride month / hermit pond
46. Circles
47. Only Chonnect
    (Only Connect)
48. Moire animation
49. Useless box
50. Keyboard
51. Average stream waiting screen
    The source animation is super intense.
52. Screensaver
53. Meme constructor
54. Welcome to cohost.

CSS mischiefs

Small bits and animations can be cool too!

1. Pondering my orb
   (now with parallax effects)
2. Mods are asleep

   mods are asleep post bad cohost terminology
   the term for posts on cohost is chlogpost
   Mods are awake and they are coming for your ass.
   Start running.

3. Hummingbird zoop
4. Longcat
5. Warning! Cohost shutdown imminent!
6. Ball hits pony
7. Post warning meta-jokes

   Sorry! This post hasn't been deleted by its original author.
   This post is not a draft. It's publicly visible, and you can send people links to it.
   Where the FUCK am i?

8. This post doesn't contain 18+ content.
9. Parked domain
10. hallowee(e)n
11. Go to the gay department
12. Good use of fixed backgrounds
13. How many bananas?
14. erasure poetry
    
    (click on words)
15. Post cube
16. Other cubes
17. Flappy bug
18. Interactive carbon adventure
    
    (he is only carbon now)
19. Scrolling, strolling
20. This user is pettable
21. Oh look, a free iPad!
22. You can now play as Luigi
23. Slot machine
24. Cacodemon
25. DIY eclipse
26. I'm cleaning up my timeline! Can you help?
27. Dialog boxes
28. Bites you
    Exemplary use of Markdown+
29. CIE Luv
30. Ghost
31. DISMY
32. Cro's postings
33. Cookies
34. Circles
35. Blue Friday (how does it feel)
    (Inspired by Blue Monday)
36. MJPEG crime
37. Scrollbar stimboard
38. This post is daft

CSS mimicry

It's like a (different) website in here

1. Let's see where the dog is going with this
2. Wiki warning
3. cohost forums
4. how to floop using flingle
5. Welcome to nginx
6. Ultraviolent language
   (my adaptation of)
7. Catch me dead in that iTomb
8. IMGUR
9. dril itunes saga

i am not planning on making One Final Big Post. i still have complicated feelings about the website. the last few weeks have helped make them less complicated, but i'm still not ready to air it all out. check back in like six months.

when i say "go do better than we did" i mean it. i'm glad that several people are already trying. i hope to never be involved in running a social media platform again, but i am cheering you all on from the sidelines.

if you want to find me, i'm blogging at https://jkap.io. i'm on mastodon (to some extent) at https://xoxo.zone/@jkap. i'm in physical locations documented on my site: https://jkap.io/where-to-find-me-or-jae-posts-their-assassination-coordinates/

in conclusion:

(thanks nat)

see y'all around

ily guys