diane

my gender is lesbian

  • she/they

☠ this means my level is probably too high for you to attempt PVP


FauxWren
@FauxWren

I never staked this claim here so I just wanted to clear the air


FauxWren
@FauxWren

porygon is a strange variety of Digital Meat. their entire existence is questionable on a metaphysical and physical level but i am absolutely confident that within the confines of their reality they are meat. they probably should be flying too. that's obviously a bird.

ditto is OBVIOUSLY meat. meat can be goo. c'mon. ditto is my favorite pokemon do you think i didn't think about this


KeithJCarberry
@KeithJCarberry

the only other exception i could think of. every other normal type is clearly meat-based.


bleatingheart
@bleatingheart

confirmed grass/meat dual type


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in reply to @FauxWren's post:

in reply to @jkap's post:

Porygon has the texture of marzipan and tastes like putting a nine-volt on your tongue and you're saying to me that's meat? This is just "well technically tomato is a fruit" again

in reply to @FauxWren's post:

I have to admit that imagining Ditto wobbling around like that and taking all the different shapes while being made entirely of flowing meat on the inside raises its horror value significantly

in reply to @KeithJCarberry's post:

in reply to @bleatingheart's post:

This completely disregards the fact that pokemon are all made of cake and fondant. The types are just different base flavours. Normal, for example, is just the pokemon world's 'original' flavour

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