so i work in a supermarket bakery and one of the things i do there is write on cakes for people
i'm not a full fledged cake decorator (yet) but i at the very least know how to write Happy Birthday Insert Name Here in decent enough cursive that it impresses people
and yesterday it was more of the same, i did two happy birthdays
then these two women came up and asked if there was someone who could write on a cake for them- side note, every time someone asks this they do a little writing hand gesture, i think that's funny- and i said yeah i can do that, expecting them to ask me to write Happy Birthday Insert Name Here like i usually do
so i asked them what they wanted and they said that one of their coworkers was changing workplaces and they wanted to get her a cake. and what they want the cake to say was "See You Later Fucker"
and that completely blindsided me and i like. for a second i wasn't sure i heard that correctly and then i started laughing when i realized that they wanted me to write See You Later Fucker on a cake in that cute cursive cake writing
i asked if they wanted it censored and i was told no. they work in a bar and nothing is censored there, they said. so i wrote See You Later Fucker on a cake and they were very pleased
it made my night tbh