I don't usually do celebrity gossip, but when I do it's a callback to that time two entitled straight men hilariously stepped on different rakes for the same reason
- Jonathan Safran Foer, after collaborating with Natalie Portman on a documentary, left his wife and children to be with her. He did not stop to ask Ms. Portman about this plan. She was also married, and not interested.
- Moby claimed in his memoir that he had dated Natalie Portman. She held a press conference to say that this was false and Moby was creepy.
- Natalie Portman recently divorced her husband, causing people to talk about all this again.