Alison
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originally referred to the combination coffin/oven that witches used to bake naughty little children. these were expensive and typically required more funds than a single old woman could make by selling potions/hexes/lizards/etc, so eventually the term grew to refer collectively to a group of witches who pooled their resources to buy and maintain a single coven
How many times in the series does this happen:
Galactic Federation: "Yay, Metroids! We'll study these highly dangerous lifeforms FOR SCIENCE!!! I'm sure nothing can possibly go wrong with our cunning plan!"
[Later]
Galactic Federation: [Shocked Pikachu Face] "Uhhhhh yo Samus hey you're never gonna believe this...funny, you'd expect we'd acquire some pattern recognition skills after the first fifty times this happened but look we're gonna need you to bail us and the galaxy out of our own hubris and neutralize the Metroid threat.
...again."
Because I feel like something like this is the setup to, like, every Metroid game beginning with Super.
All I'm saying is maybe just let the little Friendos go free this time!
