open-sourceress, programming language fanatic, all-around geek.

trans, queer as in actually i'm quite weird but also hella gay ;-)

mir veln zey iberlebn



jckarter
@jckarter

my posts can be decoded without any patent license fees. i got that ogg in me


morayati
@morayati

my posts are actually videos, I got that vlog in me


mrfb
@mrfb

I can’t see my posts in my mind palace until they’re right next to me—I got that fog in me


bruno
@bruno

My posts are preserved for hundreds of years in acidic peat before being unearthed – I got that bog in me.


ldx
@ldx

my posts arrrrRRRR-

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i got that frog in me


internet-janitor
@internet-janitor

my posts (apocryphally) are wedged violently in my internal mechanisms, disrupting further production;

i got that clog in me.



beige-alert
@beige-alert

Engineer 1: [Proudly] I've invented this new asbestos-beryllium composite!

Engineer 2: [Skeptically] So, what's it good for?

Engineer 1: [Evilly] Primarily, to see just how worked-up you can get the safety person...



DecayWTF
@DecayWTF

It's a new room-temperature superconductor! But it requires people breathing really deeply around it to work.


TalenLee
@TalenLee

azidoazide azide is a material composed because it seemed possible and then experimented on to see its possible applications, which all concluded there was basically no useful application for this thing that explodes in response to:

  • Physical agitation
  • Changes in temperature
  • Changes in light level
  • Nearby sounds
  • Turning on observational devices
  • Being left alone

EDIT: In the comments and replies, the corrections have happened, chemistry nerds, please think before you chost




bethposting
@bethposting

trace along the family tree, one step at a time, and then concatenate shortened forms of each stepwise relationship. the shortened forms simply take the first syllable of existing basic kinship terms.

example: your mother's sister's son's daughter would be your mosisonda


bethposting
@bethposting
  • mother -> mo, mu, ma, mom, mum, or mam
  • father -> fa, pa, or dad
  • parent: par, pa, or rent
  • sister: si, sih, sis
  • brother: bro or bruh
  • sibling: si, sih, sib, or ling
  • son: son, so, suh, or sun
  • daughter: da, dau, or daught
  • child: chi or chai
  • wife: wi or wai
  • husband: hu, hus, or hub
  • spouse: spouse, spou, or spau