Alex

I don’t think it’s a real thing. No reason to do more than is required by your job description and you are paid to do. Kinda ridiculous that “doing what you’re paid to do” got spun into a negative thing by wage thiefs. 🤷🏻

electric stovetops suck ass, especially the coil ones. Absolute trash. Inconsistent, ugly, bad at cooking, stupid garbage. I hate it.

I always tell myself I’ll learn to do latte art some day. I draw, I should be able to figure it out? Unfortunately, I am lactose intolerant, and my milk substitute of choice is an absolute pain in the ass to foam up.

I guess I will have to keep relying on baristas for my latte art fix

Unless I find an oatmilk that foams nice.

I so badly wanted

For you to smell like an ice cream shop,

Alas.