My puppy ass could never be a wolf, I don’t have any of the characteristics, I want to lie in someone else’s bed and drool on their pillows, I want to be fed treats for doing inane tricks, I want to be constantly reinforced in that I am Good Dog and I want to feel no shame in any of that, that it’s okay to be dependent on love and to want to be wanted and I don’t have to act like I’m anything I’m not
Actually I have been informed a wolf can be all these things so. maybe I am.
You should still give me snausages.