rykarn
@rykarn
The post consists of an interactive rock paper scissors game which you play against eggbug. When you select one of rock, paper or scissors, eggbug immediately plays the winning move. A sequence of interactive dialogue then appears. Eggbug says 'I win, now pay up!' You respond with 'Hey no fair! You were hard-coded to play the winning move!' Eggbug replies 'I won fair and square, now pay up!' You answer 'What is this about paying? I did not agree to this!' On saying this, the screen goes black. Eggbug appears on the screen, bigger now. They say 'Pay up. I am done asking nicely'. A link to buy cohost plus appears.


ChipCheezum
@ChipCheezum
acutenautilus
@acutenautilus asked:

do you think there's a single actually unproblematically funny joke in the gex series if you dig deep enough into like, background texture goofs and stuff

If you leave a gecko at the typewriter for long enough it will eventually write a good joke. There's gotta be SOMETHING... right??? It's not a joke at all but I think the Gex games are at their most charming when Gex is crawling up a wall like an actual gecko. It's cute and I wish the games played with that idea more.