Doctor Coomer in Hyrule: Look, Gordon, it's celebrated erotical novelist Chuck Tingle! (punches Tingle into next Wednesday)

Pen name: Delila H. Smith (the H is silent). Thirtysomething trans lesbian, snugglemuffin, girlthing. Devil but in like a catgirl sort of way, perennial emotional wreck, too gay for this. Minors, please don't follow.
Doctor Coomer in Hyrule: Look, Gordon, it's celebrated erotical novelist Chuck Tingle! (punches Tingle into next Wednesday)