Pen name: Delila H. Smith (the H is silent). Thirtysomething trans lesbian, snugglemuffin, girlthing. Devil but in like a catgirl sort of way, perennial emotional wreck, too gay for this. Minors, please don't follow.
i was worried that eggbug would get hurt when they made changes to the site. now eggbug is osha compliant
gives eggbug 6 lil' steel-toed boots too
if you hear a little clomp-clomp-clomp sound while you're chosting, that's just eggbug, they're really enjoying the boots
thanks to your cohost plus subscriptions we've been able to get eggbug the full PPE ensemble
oh wait sorry I forgot to get him ears and eyes, please, we need your subscriptions more now than ever
eggbug better not be operating any rotary equipment (lathes, table saw, etc.) while wearing those boots! spinning equipment can catch onto the fibers of gloves and pull limbs into danger!
lookin' good eggbug! just don't forget to wear your respirator, there's a lot of fiberglass and paint fumes around here!
The Pandemic isn't over yet, if you're giving him a full suite of PPE, shouldn't he have an N95 mask?
does egg bug also get paid sick and vacation time, with included health benefits?
