Bram Van Helsing: Okay ... here's Dracula's GFs ... uh ...
Brides of Dracula: (are Magically™ Sexy)
Bram Van Helsing, Magically™ distracted: ... uhhhh ...
Mina, off-camera: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bram Van Helsing: Oh right! (gets out stake)

Pen name: Delila H. Smith (the H is silent). Thirtysomething trans lesbian, snugglemuffin, girlthing. Devil but in like a catgirl sort of way, perennial emotional wreck, too gay for this. Minors, please don't follow.
Bram Van Helsing: Okay ... here's Dracula's GFs ... uh ...
Brides of Dracula: (are Magically™ Sexy)
Bram Van Helsing, Magically™ distracted: ... uhhhh ...
Mina, off-camera: AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Bram Van Helsing: Oh right! (gets out stake)