Adding a bit of pizzaz to the Aldi cashiers' lives by saying "It was a good year!" in a reaction to any total price lower than like $19.22 or so, and when they say "Have a good rest of your day!" I respond "You too, human!"

Pen name: Delila H. Smith (the H is silent). Thirtysomething trans lesbian, snugglemuffin, girlthing. Devil but in like a catgirl sort of way, perennial emotional wreck, too gay for this. Minors, please don't follow.
Adding a bit of pizzaz to the Aldi cashiers' lives by saying "It was a good year!" in a reaction to any total price lower than like $19.22 or so, and when they say "Have a good rest of your day!" I respond "You too, human!"